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Leave Applications

See , how funny can be the Leave Applications in English, from people with inadequate command over the language

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Some examples of the Leave Applications :


Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:


"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."



This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."



Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:


"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."



From H.A.L. Administration Dept:


"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."



Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:


"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"



An incident of a leave letter:


"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."



A leave letter to the headmaster:


"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"



Another leave letter written to the headmaster:


"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."



Covering note:


"I am enclosed herewith..."



Another one:


"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."



Actual letter written for application of leave:


"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".



Letter writing:-


"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."



A candidate's job application:


"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.


  1. oLahav saidFri, 29 Aug 2008 13:14:18 -0000 ( Link )

    These are priceless! Thanks for sharing

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  2. rkmittal saidFri, 29 Aug 2008 13:26:49 -0000 ( Link )

    thanx oLahav.

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  3. acrosstheuniverse saidFri, 29 Aug 2008 13:33:11 -0000 ( Link )

    Haha! These are really funny. I especially like the last one, there’s so much enthusiasm added with the (!!).

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  4. rkmittal saidFri, 29 Aug 2008 13:36:49 -0000 ( Link )

    thanks

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  5. Ishita-16 saidSun, 02 Nov 2008 09:39:07 -0000 ( Link )

    Hey this was mind blowing .Keep on sharing such things with us…………………………..

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  6. BusyBee saidMon, 16 Feb 2009 08:46:37 -0000 ( Link )

    Marvellous, thx for the laughs

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  7. chandunr saidFri, 14 Aug 2009 15:41:04 -0000 ( Link )

    wow wonderful laughing tonic

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  8. peacock saidFri, 20 Nov 2009 15:30:15 -0000 ( Link )

    Very nice ones….plz do upload more….thanks…

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